Sunday, July 17, 2011
Where's a good place to meet women?
I finally got out of prison on parole after serving 32 years for murdering my ex-girlfriend (yay!) and I want to start over with a new one. I’ve only have three girlfriends in my whole life. I “accidentally” murdered all three, but only got caught killing the last one :( . I also had a few other “girlfriends” in prison but they don’t really count. I’ve tried meeting people in bars and even dating websites, but no one has responded. I think it is probably because of the swastika I had tattooed on my forehead Manson-style. And above that I have the words “Kill all Pigs.” (“pigs” is slang for cops or prison guards). And above that I have an image of a crown of thorns. (I claimed to be the second coming of Christ for the first 20 years I spent in prison). I also have a large scar across my face from this time I was shanked by some guy I pissed off. Any advice for meeting women who won’t judge me? :)
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