Spraying mace in preteens eyes?

not mace, but go get some hot like really hot water but not boiling if they come dump it on them so they with freak out. and get some ice and pelt them wit it just so you know it hurt! if you mace them they will call the cops and they will be like "we just went up to his house to say hi and he maced and kicked us" and they are kids so they will win aka cop say that they are right. them you might get in lots of toble. just tell them you are cleaning your gun and if they dont go hit them with ice. and is you have a bebe gun hit them with that i mean shoot. or call the cops...